You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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