I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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