Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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