I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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