So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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