Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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