His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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