you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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