and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
i've created a new STD.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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