i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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