I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
