i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
