the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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