Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
The ass gains better be worth it
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