pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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