69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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