Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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