Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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