You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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