So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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