what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
