Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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