Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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