Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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