i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
we're so committed to being not committed
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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