with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
The uberlube is also flammable
40s are totally the cure
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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