we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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