Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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