Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I have post one night stand depression
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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