It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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