Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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