There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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