She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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