i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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