I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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