TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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