Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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