therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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