i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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