we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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