come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Randomize
