remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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