What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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