would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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