He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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