Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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