Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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