Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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