Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I think i got beer on your cat.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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