video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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