I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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